This is the part where we tell you:
What to expect.
How often we'll email.
Why you should sign up.
Except... we have no idea.
Unlike Genius, who’s been haunting this valley for thousands of years, Suflora is new. We’re still figuring things out - like whether newsletters should be useful, wildly entertaining, or just an occasional reminder that we exist.
Too vague? Too honest? Probably.
But if you like sharp, sporadic emails that might make you think or at least smile, sign up. Or don't. No hard feelings.
